Microphones and Icecream Cones.
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
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squidneypallermino:

carbon2:

entermausoleum:

pottsy420:

Definitely NOT what I wanted to watch before I sleep… especially since I’ve already been jumpy tonight anyway thanks to Dave and the creepy door handle (If that doesn’t sound like a Nancy Drew novel…)

what hte ufck just happened omg

WHY

OH MY GOD MY EYES. NOT SLEEPING OH MY FUCKING JESUS OMFG NOT SLEEPING WAHHHHH -DIES- WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT LOL THEY GUY IN THE CAM SLOWLY BACKING AWAY LOLLOLOLOL

gaunt-ly:

alittlelessthanair:

project-angel-false-freedom:

This is sick. Really gets the message across

THISTHISTHISTHIS! omg.

gaunt-ly:

alittlelessthanair:

project-angel-false-freedom:

This is sick. Really gets the message across

THISTHISTHISTHIS! omg.

nevereffingenough:

s-0ph:

jay-dakiss:

OM MY HE’S REAL!!!

DYINFG

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nevereffingenough:

s-0ph:

jay-dakiss:

OM MY HE’S REAL!!!

DYINFG


!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-seconds-to-breathe:

The deathly hallows in my tea. WTF ?

2-seconds-to-breathe:

The deathly hallows in my tea. WTF ?

jibone:

“I don’t smoke dope. I don’t drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban” - Peter Singh

jibone:

“I don’t smoke dope. I don’t drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban” - Peter Singh