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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Boats n Hoes.</description><title>small steps to big things</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @takecentrestage)</generator><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>wavetothepeasants:

sorry i’m not sorry
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b26df4252f21dfffe488d7be49c61f33/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5be51cb1e39115142ee1ce85c279397b/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e865449aabd3b909ffef1352df441a7d/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a55e061ff2e148d32b6f42e8c0c465dd/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdaea64e660c9ff3220930f0beabeed3/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9c5ba8ab5eaab0688124e0f72734e55/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39d7a3e6a7416ddf0040d598ae217434/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4dfa896554b7f47393a7fd312f2c828/tumblr_mmxc95Amnw1ri3em8o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wavetothepeasants.tumblr.com/post/50630208544/sorry-im-not-sorry"&gt;wavetothepeasants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sorry i’m not sorry&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50712061983</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50712061983</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:36:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcumjHMkC1qafbqjo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcumjHMkC1qafbqjo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://50shadesofpitchblack.tumblr.com/post/43043803693/jack-frost-rotg-i-have-been-waiting-for-this"&gt;50shadesofpitchblack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jack-frost-rotg.tumblr.com/post/43019118185/i-have-been-waiting-for-this-gif-set-my-whole-life"&gt;jack-frost-rotg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50711342273</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50711342273</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:18:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e45361e75efb0222fc802ecd70e82da/tumblr_mltk5zgtWG1qitri8o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50711050798</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50711050798</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 02:11:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>l-aughterr:


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fn1lR4f71qg51mgo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://l-aughterr.tumblr.com/post/30519152975"&gt;l-aughterr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9klo0RDkD1r5egmp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50710365566</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50710365566</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:55:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20d5c9b40a4889c2506a9370887a0890/tumblr_mj78z7EO9Q1s65qclo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/270060fde8a46b2c9c5c27135f21994a/tumblr_mj78z7EO9Q1s65qclo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709880066</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709880066</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:44:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcisions.tumblr.com/post/49553668808"&gt;circumcisions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709637712</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709637712</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:39:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thequeenstons:

I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie

And I’m starting to feel it’s right

All...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thequeenstons.tumblr.com/post/50539003492/i-know-im-on-tonight-my-hips-dont-lie-and-im"&gt;thequeenstons&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover" id="line_41"&gt;I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2adc6464878e596bfcd279b2e8453b3d/tumblr_inline_mmv8jncY9p1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover" id="line_42"&gt;And I’m starting to feel it’s right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2adc6464878e596bfcd279b2e8453b3d/tumblr_inline_mmv8jncY9p1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover" id="line_43"&gt;All the attraction, the tension&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2adc6464878e596bfcd279b2e8453b3d/tumblr_inline_mmv8jncY9p1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s hover" id="line_44"&gt;Don’t you see baby, this is perfection&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2adc6464878e596bfcd279b2e8453b3d/tumblr_inline_mmv8jncY9p1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="line line-s"&gt;(Shakira, Shakira)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709471706</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709471706</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:36:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b1d94785f137a88ce8f659634ba75d4/tumblr_mmnyzo6ZDV1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/506ff708c96a17bd6974ac205d1ba926/tumblr_mmnyzo6ZDV1r3gb3zo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c3337b76dc6763813dbd6bf5a947f4d/tumblr_mmnyzo6ZDV1r3gb3zo3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709119762</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709119762</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:29:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oddi-tea:

I can’t put into words how much I love this.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lomm7g3bB11qe4e7yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddi-tea.tumblr.com/post/50671294557"&gt;oddi-tea&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t put into words how much I love this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709052546</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50709052546</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 01:27:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vocaroo.tumblr.com/post/30609147410/in-the-future-if-my-kids-tell-me-that-they-are-gay"&gt;vocaroo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50686041224</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50686041224</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 19:39:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50494569504</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50494569504</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:28:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sassytesseract:
amavissem:
ridge:
l...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNM0ENUCO5I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50385144371/sassytesseract-amavissem-ridge-lusteens"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sassytesseract.tumblr.com/post/50223547342/amavissem-ridge-lusteens-p0kemina-im"&gt;sassytesseract&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckoff.lolsmd.com/post/50223149131"&gt;amavissem&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ridge.tumblr.com/post/50221950281/lusteens-p0kemina-im-having-an-asthma"&gt;ridge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lusteens.tumblr.com/post/50210236162/p0kemina-im-having-an-asthma-attack-omg-this"&gt;lusteens&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://p0kemina.tumblr.com/post/50208071002/im-having-an-asthma-attack-omg-this-is-perfect"&gt;p0kemina&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;trying to laugh silently when people are sleeping DID.NOT.WORK.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JUST WATCH IT. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but he’s actually a talented guy why is no one mentioning how gr9 he sounds rly&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50398176509</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50398176509</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>already-dead-ontheinside:

neveragoodtimeforgoodbye:

alltime-bro...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/42123147" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://already-dead-ontheinside.tumblr.com/post/46223759583/neveragoodtimeforgoodbye-alltime-bro"&gt;already-dead-ontheinside&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neveragoodtimeforgoodbye.tumblr.com/post/46223361150/alltime-bro-giraffeshavetheblacktongues"&gt;neveragoodtimeforgoodbye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alltime-bro.tumblr.com/post/46215859239/giraffeshavetheblacktongues"&gt;alltime-bro&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giraffeshavetheblacktongues.tumblr.com/post/46215405803/we-cam3-as-sir3ns-roxylennon-im-crying"&gt;giraffeshavetheblacktongues&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://we-cam3-as-sir3ns.tumblr.com/post/46202825854/roxylennon-im-crying-this-is-triggering-but"&gt;we-cam3-as-sir3ns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roxylennon.tumblr.com/post/46161630571/im-crying"&gt;roxylennon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m crying &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;this is triggering&lt;/strong&gt; but everyone should watch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sobbing oh god I just got the chills so badly.. please watch this I don’t care who you are just do it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh… My god…. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my….. my feels…. please nobody kill youselves because I love you all okay? please&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50396020827</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50396020827</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 23:28:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/takecentrestage/50228259457/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50228259457" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="713" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://baboushkat.tumblr.com/post/50079765507/2-seconds-of-this-played-before-it-crashed-and-i"&gt;baboushkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50228259457</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50228259457</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 01:11:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dea7f2d6e57d83befc260c94f181760b/tumblr_mg4u747zYQ1qcdw7wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/119ce96b2b58d41fda0803c12994b3a9/tumblr_mg4u747zYQ1qcdw7wo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50224976389</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50224976389</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:22:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>snarg:

one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snarg.tumblr.com/post/39172829659/one-time-i-was-really-high-and-took-a-hot-bath-and"&gt;snarg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50153397346</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50153397346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 04:42:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>missasipi:

omfg 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18ff7f365195b0e752de57c0f061545c/tumblr_mjx32s2djT1qcdfg9o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/403c5f5810c4cc5e37554b64b854ba13/tumblr_mjx32s2djT1qcdfg9o2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missasipi.tumblr.com/post/50125377355/omfg"&gt;missasipi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50149772461</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50149772461</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 02:53:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypw9oAQ6S1r31ngfo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypw9oAQ6S1r31ngfo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50149659179</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50149659179</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 02:50:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the-anal-rapist:

And then she ate the baby:

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bfe62368fc592af0a57632648eb261e/tumblr_mj8zcya8i61ry6msio1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-anal-rapist.tumblr.com/post/44862032926/and-then-she-ate-the-baby"&gt;the-anal-rapist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then she ate the baby:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9ecc3e54d0f49696778ba40f75d8adc2/tumblr_inline_mjcl5kgnF01qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50141359912</link><guid>http://takecentrestage.tumblr.com/post/50141359912</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 00:07:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>genocidegeneration:

fasterfood:

if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genocidegeneration.tumblr.com/post/45063570749/fasterfood-if-i-was-a-therapist-i-would-have"&gt;genocidegeneration&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/44526840495/if-i-was-a-therapist-i-would-have-soulja-boy-as-an"&gt;fasterfood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry&lt;/p&gt;
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